DWTS Offseason Update: 5-13-06

Jim Beam, You’re Next
Security guards at a Kentucky Derby party had to stop Stacy Keibler and her boyfriend from stealing a statue of famed whiskey-maker Jack Daniels. If Drew Lachey is smart, he’s got his DWTS trophy under lock and key.

Master P: The Ongoing Saga
Now P’s threatening to sue Sony Music for allegedly calling radio stations to keep them from playing Romeo’s new single. I liked it better when he was just encouraging his kid to solve his problems with physical violence.

Cover Girl Tia
Tia Carrere graces the cover of In Magazine this month, where she reveals that her first stop when she returns home to Hawaii is the Liliha Bakery in Honolulu.

Celebrity Charity Events
Tony Dovolani performed at a benefit for the Desire Street Ministries in Fort Walton Beach, Florida on Thursday. The local paper interviewed Tony before the event, but neglected to speak with one of Tony’s fellow benefit performers: Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

DWTS fans in Connecticut can meet local boy John O’Hurley at a fundraiser for the Charter Oak Chapter of the American Red Cross. Tickets for the May 19 event are $250.

Harry Hamlin’s Fall Schedule
Thanks to the murder of his character, Aaron Echolls, during this past Tuesday’s season finale of Veronica Mars, Harry Hamlin’s work schedule just got a lot lighter for the fall. Is there any doubt now that he’ll be one of the celebs on DTWS 3?